BUY THIS SHIRT, 4/29

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Designer: Italo Perochena

On weekdays, Fisherman Andrew commutes to Route 12. He brings a lawn chair, a good fishing rod, and parks himself down at the docks for eight hours in the same spot. It’s a ritual of sorts, taught to him by his father, who learned it from his father. They all believe that it’s the perfect place to catch the most scrumptious Magikarp. Don’t you dare get on Andrew’s bad side, because his trio of level 24 Magikarp will splash, splash, splash those swayed leather shoes of yours a new one.

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BUY THIS SHIRT, 4/18

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Designer: Steve Anderson

Metal Gear protagonists have an odd attraction for cardboard boxes. Solid Snake, Naked Snake, and Raiden have had extensive espionage training, yet their shared, beloved tactic is hiding under packages for outdated CRT televisions. This corrugated disguse has become a staple for the series (metal barrels were the logical next step) as well and these characters’ reliable partner. Turning Portal’s Companion Cube into a cardboard cloak for the Snakes and  Ninja to use just makes sense. I love the matching camouflage too.

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BUY THIS SHIRT, 4/9

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Designer: Matthew Parsons

I’m more prone to enjoying a fighting game if M. Bison is in the character select screen. What’s not to love? He’s got a beefier jaw than the Crimson Chin. His pupil-less eyes breed dread, as does his harrowingly deep voice. When he blankets himself in pink energy, launches himself like a human bullet and bellows, “Psycho Crusher!” what else is there to do but cower in fear? When you wear this shirt that depicts a Bisonified bison, you harness that fear.

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BUY THIS SHIRT, 4/4

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This Luigi’s Mansion and Ghostbusters crossover tee is more inevitable than ingenious. A Google search will show that this comparison has been played to death. This shirt is the same as today’s offer. Well, that’s not totally true. Boos are way cooler than the generic scruff that fills most of the mansions Luigi shivers through. More importantly, this Boo glows in the dark. It costs less too, so get on it already!

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BUY THIS SHIRT, 3/28

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It’s rare that I find one shirt a day worthy of this feature. But three?! That’s wild, and so are these tees. You’re the real winners though – you get three beautiful header images smooshed into one. I’m selling prints for $15. Get them while they’re hot!

Anyways.

Mr. Resettio is my top pick. I haven’t seen an Animal Crossing tee before, and mashing Mr. Resetti with Dugtrio together makes too much sense. Those Diglets are always glaring, and I would too if I had to hear Resetti’s verbose diatribes.

“Not that I care, but is that pink blotch a mouth or a nose? From this angle, I can’t tell. You’d think I’d know, but I don’t. I have no idea. It’s not like you can tell me either. You’d blurt ‘Diglett-Dig’ and vanish underground before I could take a peek. If I have to work with you, I’d like to know, OKAY? Phhft, you’re not even listening to me. HEY! I saw that! Don’t give me that attitude! I’m your BOSS. Fine. Be that way. I gotta get tunnelin’.”

PíkaThor is oh so cute as he waves Mjolnir like it’s nothing. We all know he’s too weak to wield such a thing and he doesn’t need it to conjure thunderstorms anyway. So what’s the deal, Píkachu? You want to be an Avenger? I’d pay many a Pokémon dollar to see you fight Iron Man.

Bowser’s looks menacing without pupils, doesn’t he? Sheesh. While it’s the least interesting of the three shirts, I tend to prefer cool art styles over two nerdy things mashed together.

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Starting a game of Pokémon is like going to an animal shelter. Before entering, you’ve decided that you’re going to get an orange kitty. It’s what you’ve always wanted. Once inside, surrounded by adorable animals that crave your affection, that initial desire wavers. “Well” you murmur as you rub the cutest two-year-old cat’s fluffy tummy, “maybe I can get two!” Pokémon refuses this change of mind. You select one and only one, and you’ll never get the other two.

Picking which “Poketryoshka” shirt to buy is a little easier. Since I already have a Charmander shirt, it’s a toss up between Squirtle and Bulbasaur. And if you can’t decide, don’t. Buy all three!

*Update: They added Squirtle! Yippee!

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BUY THIS SHIRT, 2/25

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The world of Pokémon and Maurice Sendak’s Where the Wild Things Are are pretty similar. Although Ash lives in a land filled with creatures, whereas Max only imagines it, they both go through wondrous power fantasies as they garner the affection of mysterious monsters. Ash becomes the Pokémon Champion after defeating the Elite Four. Max intimidates the scary beasts into becoming their king. If Max’s imaginative romp was more like that of Ash’s, I doubt a warm supper would lure me out. It’s okay for people, not just pokémon, to eat Rare Candies, right?

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BUY THIS SHIRT, 2/18

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This one is for those hardcore Capcom lovers (me). The Magical Quest series released on the Super Nintendo that stars Mickey is way better than his recent Epic games. Mega Man is candy for those nostalgic for tough games of gaming’s early years. Fused together, they might stand a chance at breaking back into the industry! It’s a combination that’s eerily fitting and super cute.

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