On the Cheap – Drop A Beat, Guiseppe!


On the Cheap is Squinshee’s regular gander at inexpensive or free games.

Drop A Beat, Guiseppe! (Browser)
Developer: Major Bueno
Price: Free

Drop A Beat, Guiseppe! is blunt: it prefaces with “you are the worst piano player,” and “people are throwing trash at you.” Recklessly clicking any keys on the left or right side of your keyboard glides the tripedal instrument with the friction of a skating rink. Melody is of no concern when it’s raining puffer fish and tomatoes. Guide the overcast musician underneath those prickly and goopy obscenities and sling them back with a flick of the piano’s lid. It’s a silly game of hot potato as you volley the same litter back and forth for extra points. When hit with enough stray trash, Guiseppe’s piano breaks, leaving a sulking musician alone with his mangled Steinway and tarnished career.