BUY THIS SHIRT, 4/23

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Designer: Ramy Badie

Pocket protectors have often been considered as nerdy or geeky. How many people stuff pens in their chest pocket to justify this ink-defending accessory? After the third tide-to-go resistant stain, I’d stop holstering pens near my nipple all together. This would make room for the infinitely cooler Pocket Monster Pocket Protectors (Pokémon is a portmanteau created from smashing “pocket” and “monster” together). Cradling a Squirtle or a Bulbasaur in your collard shirt pocket is the nerd equivalent of a Chihuahua nestled within a fashionista’s oversized purse. This shirt let’s you live this intangible fantasy.

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*Updated* BUY THIS SHIRT, 3/23

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Starting a game of Pokémon is like going to an animal shelter. Before entering, you’ve decided that you’re going to get an orange kitty. It’s what you’ve always wanted. Once inside, surrounded by adorable animals that crave your affection, that initial desire wavers. “Well” you murmur as you rub the cutest two-year-old cat’s fluffy tummy, “maybe I can get two!” Pokémon refuses this change of mind. You select one and only one, and you’ll never get the other two.

Picking which “Poketryoshka” shirt to buy is a little easier. Since I already have a Charmander shirt, it’s a toss up between Squirtle and Bulbasaur. And if you can’t decide, don’t. Buy all three!

*Update: They added Squirtle! Yippee!

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