BUY THIS SHIRT, 3/27

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Zebes is dank. Moss wiggles between your toes and organic ooze drips from jutting stalactites, all while foul creatures defend this planet they call home. This offends Ms. Samus since she used to call Zebes home too, until these grotesques infested it. That’s okay with me though, because Zebes is also a dank place to explore (dank as in cool, ya’hear?). If Samus gives it a thumbs up, it must be good! She’s particularly fond of the upbeat soundtrack.

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